A Picture's Worth a Thousand Words?

paul martin lester

what Confucius never said:

Confucius say...
Passionate kiss, like spider, lead to undoing of fly

Confucius say...
Man who stand on toilet, high on pot.

Confucius say...
Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Confucius say...
Butcher who back into meat grinder get a little behind in his orders.

Confucius say...
He who live in glass house, dress in basement.

Confucius say...
Man who stand on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.